queue consumer lag anomaly detector — free browser tool | fatcousin | fatcousin

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no warranty · outputs require independent verification · all processing happens on your device · this is not legal, forensic, medical, or financial advice

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// fatcousin · local process monitor

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// tool · queue-consumer-lag-anomaly-detector

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// user agent · —

// verdict · files processed locally · verify by watching NET events below

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NET · no outbound requests · all processing local

this panel shows everything. if something looks wrong, it is wrong. that's the contract.

drop queue metrics export · detect consumer lag spikes · runs locally

[input]

drop message queue export

csv · json · jsonl · multiple files · local only

Select file

drop queue metrics export · local only

[limits]

heuristic screener · vendor schema varies · not definitive proof

[status]

>ready