press kit.
factsheet, logos, boilerplates.
everything a journalist, analyst, or partner needs to write about fatcousin accurately and quickly. live numbers, real contact channels, downloadable assets — all under a single permissive license, no permission email required.
1. boilerplates
three copy-paste blurbs at increasing length. every number is pulled from the live catalog at build time — they will not drift from the actual site.
one-line
fatcousin — 5,221 free local-first browser tools that never see your files.
~25 words
fatcousin is a free, browser-only toolbox with 5,221 single-purpose tools across 17 categories. Files never leave the device. Operated by fatcousin labs inc..
~75 words
fatcousin is a public library of 5,221 single-purpose browser tools operated by FatCousin Labs Inc.. Every tool runs entirely in the visitor's browser; no file uploaded to a fatcousin tool is transmitted, stored, or seen by anyone other than the user. The largest single surface is fatcousin forensics — 4,004 investigation tools organized by 52 case types and shipped with 54 synthetic reference investigations and 54 replayable evidence fixture packs with published per-engine goldens.
2. entity + identity
- legal entity — FatCousin Labs Inc.
- brand name (written) — fatcousin (always lowercase in body copy; the legal entity name is writtenFatCousin Labs Inc. with standard casing)
- website — https://fatcousin.com
- source repository — github.com/odneb/FatCousin
- about page — https://fatcousin.com/about
- scope statement — https://fatcousin.com/forensics/scope (what fatcousin forensics is and is not)
- manifesto — https://fatcousin.com/manifesto
3. image assets
all assets below are released under the same permissive terms as the project source — usable in news coverage, write-ups, podcast art, conference slides, and partnership decks without prior permission. attribution requested but not required.
vector wordmark and an SVG logo pack are on the roadmap. when they ship they will appear here at /press/fatcousin-wordmark.svg and /press/fatcousin-icon.svg.
plain-text factsheet (machine-readable; safe to paste into a newsroom CMS): /press/factsheet.txt →
4. flagship references for write-ups
if the story needs a concrete artifact rather than a feature list, point at one of the published reference investigations. each is fully synthetic, MIT-licensed, deterministically generated from a public seed, and ships with downloadable evidence + published per-engine goldens.
- ransomware-acme-corp — healthcare MSP, BlackCat/ALPHV-shaped encryption + backup wipe; 8 primary tools, 10-file evidence pack.
- ridgeline-transfer-exfil — MOVEit/Cl0p-shaped mass-exfil through a vulnerable third-party managed-file-transfer product; benefits administrator victim, 7-file evidence pack, leak-site + extortion email included.
- bec-sterling — vendor impersonation with OAuth foothold and forged reply chain at a small property-management firm.
- full reference investigations index (54) →
5. contact
all press, partnership, acquisition, and feature-coverage inquiries — open an issue at github.com/odneb/FatCousin/issues. responses are public so other journalists / partners / acquirers reading later can see how fatcousin is run. a dedicated press@fatcousin.com address will be added here when it goes live.
coordinated vulnerability disclosure — github security advisories or the contacts in /.well-known/security.txt.